NewsHeadLine:

A boy, Chew Kai Xun, jumped down from a 40 storey tall building.
He died tragically.
Kai Xun is now in his coffin waiting to be cremated.
Anyone pity for him, please go for his funeral.
Those who are happy for him, please open a celebration that he is dead.
Especially Darren Ho Wen Hao, coz Kai Xun is DEAD!

Report by : Chew Kai Xun (Ghost is SAD!!)

[Crying/Emoing in a corner.]